Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I'm feeling old today.

So being forgetful I offer this joke for April 2. (I found it on the Internet. So if anyone wants either the joke or the picture removed, email. If I remember what I am doing when I read my email I will take them off. If I don't email me again. I am bound to remember sometime between wrinkles.)

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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