Thursday, September 24, 2009

10 Reasons Why Romance Books Are Like Chocolate

10. Both may have a few nuts thrown in to add texture and flavor.

9. A little bit of both goes along way to making a bad day better.

8. The hotter the tempt the steamy the sex and richer the chocolate.

7. Your hero can never be too rich and neither can your chocolate.

6. A mid-day quickie, either chocolate or a book, can help make the work day pass faster.

5. They are both things men will never truly understand.

4. They are both perfect under any condition, in any enviroment at anytime.

3. Tease a woman with either or both and you may just pull back a nub.

2. Like great chocolate, many women are reluctant to offer books off their 'keeper' shelf.

And the number one reason romance books are like chocolate......

1. Great chocolatiers, like great romance writers only get better with age and are best when shared with good friends and great wine.

7 comments:

Sewicked said...

Now, where did I put my chocolate truffles...and that romance book that I was reading...

Paris said...

I totally agree with them all...especially number 4;-)

Isis M. Nocturne said...

I completely agree with this! My evidence of #1... Sherrilyn Kenyon's books get better and better with each new one!

Allie Standifer said...

Throw in a fire place, snowy night & I'm in heaven.

Fran Lee said...

Um...the mid day quickie thingy might be more fun with chocolate and a hot cover model...

Marianne Stephens said...

Amen to all of them! I agree with Fran...chocolate goes well with a hunky guy feeding it to you!

Ashlyn Chase said...

Oh, yeah. A cup of hot cocoa, romance novel, fire in the fireplace, and I'm ready for anything the cooler weather may bring.

Ash