Brain is fried with revisions today...so here's some wisdom as found on bumper stickers:
- Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
- The proctologist called ...they found your head.
- Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
- Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
- Your ridiculous, meaningless, little opinion has been noted.
- I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
- Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
1 comment:
Good ones. I like the one "I used to have a handle on life but it broke off."
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